Top five things a 1st A.D. says repeatedly for 8 hours over his bullhorn while shooting a scene involving a scuba diver wearing a shark fin and a lot of extras in bikinis:
1. I’ll only keep you in the water for ten minutes.
2. Act like it is 85 degrees out!
3. It is scary!
4. Come on people – this is the best day of your life!
5. More shark fin!
5. Really, it will look scary after we edit it!