Last night, an apparently “Mad Chef” attacked helpless cars near 28th & Pacific with items readily found in any household kitchen. One car was left covered with plastic wrap, while another was doused with flour, cereal and an oatmeal garnish.
The LAPD had no comment, but locals on scene said it was likely that two or more “mad chefs” were needed to wrap the car, they may have been female, and they may have been teenagers. One vocal Venetian was yelling that it was all an LAPD conspiracy, and that it was actually the “Christo Gang” that had wrapped the vehicle. More info when we get it!
Thanks to JN for the heads up!